I think you’ll all agree with me when I say that life needs a refresh button.
At the very least, it needs a setting where, before you say or do something questionable or stupid, your mom’s voice pops into your head and it asks you, “Is what you’re about to do smart?”
We all know the answer is a resounding “NO!” but for whatever reason, humans seem to have terribly poor impulse control and what we’re left with is a man riding a unicycle through a car wash…
That’ll make more sense once you get to #16.
Let’s get on with it, shall we?
1. Like most ideas, it seemed like a good one when you were drunk
2. This is what happens when you get your wisdom teeth out and decide to email your boss while on pain killers
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3. Decided to take the shortcut to prom..
4. “I thought if I got in too, she’d realize baths aren’t so scary…”
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